thatshitgay:

“i really want to lose weight” i think to myself as i eat mcdonalds and drink beer

(via fuckkinglesbian)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

  • hug
  • go on walks while holding hands
  • smile
  • kiss
  • cuddle
  • have cute little dates
  • have movie nights
  • take adorable pictures
  • go new places
  • try new things
  • fall in love
  • brutally fuck you
  • look at the stars
  • do everything i was ever scared to do alone

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h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

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